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Look, I'm just gonna tell you if you got a guy come to your house to do a job that you can't do The audacity to act like he is charging more than you think he deserves It's crazy. And it's always it's always the richest motherfuckers every time It's always some dick face in a four thousand square foot fucking home in Burr Ridge Going it seems a little seems a little expensive Though does it seem expensive because you got a fucking four-story house, bro And I'm here and you've taken two zoom calls in the last three fucking hours And all you've said is some trendy fucking lingo like the balls in your court or I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna I'm gonna see if I have the bandwidth to make a fuck you fucking nerd, you know Can you do it you you you do this you refinish this shit motherfucker and let me know how it goes Or get a guy to come do it for $20 an hour, you know But I've spent my whole life learning how to do this thing that you don't know how to do and you're acting like I'm not Worth that kind of money motherfucker. I'm driving my own truck. I'm paying my own health insurance I don't have health insurance, but you get what I'm saying. I'm using my own fucking tools like you think that shit's cheap Do it yourself bro. Do it yourself or hire a $20 an hour, dude And let me know how it goes cuz I'll be back to fix it, but it's gonna cost twice as much