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Congrats on launching your new startup. So what does your company do? We're a paradigm-shifting next-gen disruptor on the cutting edge of AI and cloud computing. I don't know what that means. Basically, we capture synergies between deep learning, quantum frameworks, and hyper-personalized automation. Does that mean something to people? It's all about providing holistic end-to-end solutions that optimize workflows and enhance decision-making possibilities. Okay, so how do you do that? First, we prioritize frictionless integration and seamless connection across verticals. But, like, what do you do? Really just finding the crossroads between innovation and transformation. What does your company make? Do you make something? We leverage SaaS and machine learning to disrupt traditional markets. Are you selling something? What do you sell? We're all about revolutionizing fintech through a cloud-native ecosystem by harnessing big data and combining it with NLP. Oh my god! Really, we're just driving a holistic digital transformation at scale and doing things in a more modern way. Stop! Tell me in actual words what your company does. Oh, we're just an exact copy of ChatGBT with a different color scheme and logo. Thank you! Geez! So is your company making any money? God, no! We're going bankrupt within six weeks.