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Good morning, everyone. Hi from the sky. Hi, Brian. So as you all know, we're making some exciting changes to revamp our coffee chain. And that means we'll be getting rid of some Frappuccino blended drinks, the white hot chocolate and Mike from accounting. Also, Lisa B from product management and Dave from marketing. What? Wait, what? Everyone, please quiet down. I've got over a thousand other names to get through. So Chris M. and Chris L. from supply chains, Dana from PR. Wait, that's me. I'm sorry, Dana. That was a really hard decision. But, you know, again, our goal is to increase accountability, operate more efficiently, technically just flying on the private jet from Southern California to Seattle every week. Count as operating more efficiently. Don't be rude. Got fired. You know, Dana, I understand your concerns, but, you know, that's just a really minor expense for a large company like Starbucks. I mean, seventy two grand is just a drop in the bucket. My annual salary. Well, and if you're lucky, maybe you'll be making more like I do with my ninety six million dollar salary after four months of work. But again, it won't be here because you're being laid off. Questions.