Corporate America is innovation at its finest #Working

We need to innovate. We need to bring our business into the future. Sure thing. We could use Python to automate our admin work. Too complicated. Make it simple. We could use Tableau or Power BI for data visualizations. Pictures are for children's books. We need words. Natural language processors could do sentiment analysis. Too many words. Reading is scary. Okay, how about consolidating our connectivity software? Different partners have different preferences over Zoom, Teams, Skype, and Slack. They refuse to learn anything new. Let's copy-paste macros into PowerPoint and Excel. We have analysts. They are the macros. Maybe we switch to Canva instead of PowerPoint. How are we supposed to give the same deck to each of our clients but with different nouns and images? How are clients still buying this? AI. We need AI. I don't know what it is, but it sounds special. Here's everything I know about AI. Perfect. We will offshore the entire team and use AI. You have no job now. I really should have seen this one coming. You have no job now.