Welcome your new private equity overlords. #WorkLife #PrivateEquity #ComedySketch

Hi family, it's me, your new private equity overlord, your new humble leader. By now you already know, we've purchased your company, and we'll be driving the ship from here on out. As a valued peasant employee, we look forward to firing you, working with you, we know change is hard, and that's why we're committed to making sure it hurts a lot, goes as smoothly as possible. So for now, we just ask that you keep doing the great work you're doing, because you're all about to get savagely fired, like no warning, no severance, we'll take care of your children too. Because that, is what makes you great.