Thank you so much

How does the IRS know how much I make? And then they won't tell me! I have to figure it out! I have to figure it out! Then I have to call people to take away my money! And when I call the people at the friggin' tax places, they don't even want it! Uh, yeah, my next availability is, like, next week, maybe? I don't even really know. I'm begging someone! I'm begging to make an appointment with someone to take away my money! And they're not even, like, they're not even taking it! And if I get the amount wrong, I get sent to jail! Take me away! I don't care! Oh my gosh, I don't understand, like, it just doesn't make sense! It doesn't make sense! You know how much I need to pay you! Just tell me! I don't pay it! I'll literally pay it! That's not the issue! Oh my God! What? I don't understand! Like, I don't!