Christmas vs. Hanukkah. They’re not the same, but happy whichever to you 🎄 🕎 #christmas #hanukkah #menorah #gifts #presents #christian #jewish #comedy #alexedelman #justforus

I appreciate the politically correct world that everybody lives in, where we all pretend that all the holidays are equal. They're not equal. Hanukkah's very much the diet coke to Christmas's black tar heroin. There is no comparison. No, go into the supermarket come December. Christmas is everywhere. Hanukkah's one little nub at the end of the shampoo aisle. There's Passover matzah in there for some reason. And non-Jews are gorgeous, because they're always like, well you're so lucky, you get eight days of gifts. I have never met a single Jew who got eight days of decent gifts. Here's how it works. You get one gift over the course of the year. Like if you're getting a bike, you get like a pedal on the first day, and then you get it on the second. It is absolute bullshit.