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Oh, we just got a company-wide email. Wait, don't open that. Don't even think about it. It's a return-to-office email. Everyone who reads it gets obsessed with going back to in-person. Look, there's Sam. He read it last week. I love going into the office. I love how productive I am at the office. I love how hard it is to schedule doctor's appointments. Whoa. Has your company tried to get you back in-person yet? There's this really weird thing going on where... I think in-office is the only way real synergy can happen. What? I'm in office three days, but sometimes it's four. Oh my god, you read the email? I'd love to have a coffee chat about that tomorrow in the office. I'm getting really scared. I know. Look, there's Molly. She must have read it. Wow, she looks completely lifeless. What? Are you guys talking about me? Like a shell of a human. Wait, no. I'm freelance. I've always been working from home. It's just like no one's there anymore. Hey, you've been working on this for hours. I need to figure out what's going on. Well, you really need to get some sleep. We have work tomorrow. I know. Wait, what did you just say? We have to go in tomorrow. We have an in-person all-hands. They're catering bagels. It's so great to see everyone in the flesh.