Boston Guys Who LOVE Crystals! Featuring @oldryanotoole @JTurner @itsryanotoole #boston #meme #funny #nyc #crystals #hindu #love

We're the Boston Crystal Guys. We love three things, sports, Dunkin' Donuts, and healing crystals. Did you know that all your emotions and feelings are really just your chakras vibrating? And healing crystals can help align the vibrations of your chakras. So when your therapist says you need anger management, all you really need is an amethyst crystal to realign your heart chakra. Ah, the path's lost. I'm wicked mad. Check your lapis lazuli. You're right, bro. I'm gonna chant. That's right, bro. Open your third eye. Yeah, sometimes I get wicked pissed when the Bruins lose. But hey, I'm a Gemini. It's part of my sign. Dude, you're always saying, oh, it's because I'm a Gemini, alright? But I'm a Sagittarius, and you don't see me complaining. Don't come at me with that energy, bro. Mercury's about to be in retrograde, bro. Don't even start with it. Yo, are you serious with that jersey right now? Yo, bro. I'm a Pisces. Don't be coming at me like that right now, bro. I don't care if you're my friggin' spirit guy, dude. Alright? In a past life, I was a Mets fan, and that jersey is pissing me off right now. Sean, use the quartz, Sean. Use the quartz. You're right, bro. Words of affirmation. We're the Boston Crystal guys, and we're here to remind you that life is suffering, and all hell's gonna end.