If men acted like women influencers

You can hear I did have the walking farts a little bit this morning. A lot of you folks been asking about my skincare routine. What I do is take a handful of water and splash it on my face. Now I've got these shorts here in the blue. You can do whatever you want in them. I mean, I can scissor kick a sumbitch in these things. They got this gray too, if you like the gray. If you want these, I'm gonna put the directions to my local Walmart in my bio. I think today we all gonna head down to the Bass Pro Shops. I heard they got some deals on some leward. Oh, there's down there. You step in some dog shit and buddy, one squirt of the water hose, it don't stick all in them. You can get them down there at old Tractor Supply. Well, we ain't got much else to do, but I damn sure ain't sitting in there with a wife. You know what I mean? We out here in old Girosh. I'm gonna sit out here and have me a cold one or two. I'm trying to see if this damn lawn is lawnmower great, baby. No, I'm teaching doing YouTube self-help videos. Teach them about them lawnmowers, you know. That didn't last too long, but she ain't gonna win. I'm gonna grab the golf clubs and we're gonna hit the course. Come on. Had to stop right at the gas station, get us a little go-go juice in the truck. Let me show you what we got on this haul. Got that Copenhagen winter green lawn cut. Yep. I like that because it keeps its flavor longer. I just feel like it lasts longer, tastes a little bit better. Got me a hunk of pizza from the Hunt brothers there. I got me a cherry Coca-Cola. Now you can get this in any of your local gas stations. You just go check them out. I do recommend that Hunt brothers hunk of pizza.