Tim Walz appeals to white guys who hang an American flag, but JD Vance appeals to white guys who hang a BUNCH of American flags @Joshjohnsoncomedy #DailyShow #TimWalz #JDVance #VP

People are liking this decision, Michael, because Tim Walz balances the ticket. Kamala Harris is a woman. He's a man. She's from California. He's from the Midwest. She is young and he is old. Actually, Josh, they're the same age. No, no, they're not. They're the same age. Yeah, they are. There's no way that's true. You're telling me Kamala Harris is the same age as that man who looks like a skipper from Gilligan's Island? I know, but they're born six months apart. I think you're a damn liar. But whatever, because the most important dynamic here is that she is black and he is the right type of white guy. Right type of white guy? What do you mean? There's just white guys? You can't see it because you're in it, but there's many, many types of white guys. I'm going to have to stop you right there because I find that offensive. And that makes sense because you are the type of white guy who's easily offended. But there's lots of other types. You got hipsters, jocks, nerds. Those guys that always scream, let's go. No one knows where they're going. I see some of those types are going to like Waltz, but some are going to like J.D. Vance. Exactly. Waltz appeals to the older white guy who always tells the same joke to the server at Denny's. The one where he points to his empty plate and says, I guess I hated it. That's a great joke because he clearly loves it. Meanwhile, J.D. Vance appeals to the older white guys who say things like, I'm not racist, but. And then say the most racist shit you've ever heard. Tim Walz appeals to white guys who hang an American flag. J.D. Vance appeals to white guys who hang a bunch of American flags. I mean, Tim Walz appeals to white guys who call PBS to make a donation. J.D. Vance appeals to white guys who call Fox News to say their gold coins haven't arrived in the mail. You know, I was too close to the situation that I missed the nuance. There's different white guys. Yeah. Just like there's different black guys. Like, you know, there's a kind of a black guy. I'm going to stop you right there. Michael, you write. OK, but as your friend, you're correct. But for your career's sake, I'm going to ask you not to start naming the different type of black guys right now. Well, look, and I'll be the type of white guy who listens to the black guy. Josh Johnson, everybody.