Sue me #golf

Hi my name is Sonny and I use the yellow golf ball. I like to stand out on the golf course so I use the yellow ball. You know when people look at me they think oh he's probably not that good because he uses a yellow ball and you know they might be right but I have an easier time finding my ball than anyone else. I don't only do it to stand out. I also do it because I usually find a lot of thick rough and trees and to have a ball that's so bright it makes it a lot easier to find in really thick grass or wooded areas. I don't buy yellow golf balls. I actually started using them because I started finding them in the woods and I've pretty much been hooked ever since. My buddies get on me for it. They say only bad golfers use yellow golf balls but that might be the case because I am a pretty bad golfer. I heard they're even making them in pro v1s now but I still play the pinnacles. I don't think I'll ever stop using the yellow ball. I do like to stand out out there and if people think that makes me a bad golfer then so be it. I'm just there to not lose as many golf balls and with the yellow ball that's always the case.