So, teens are harder than toddlers? Cooooool. #comedian #parenting #dustinnickerson #dontmakemecomebackthere

I didn't think it was possible, but teenagers make me miss toddlers. Toddler couldn't drive. Toddler never cussed me out in front of grandma. Toddler would get angry, but didn't go to sleep. Now you're so expensive. I mean, when you're breastfeeding, you're feeding for free. At 1040 last night, my daughter comes down and was like, I need hair oil and hair protectant. And volleyball shoes. Toddler wouldn't wear shoes. Toddler was shoe free, ate for free via breast. Maybe not toddler.