Never seen a Starter like this in my life 😂🏌️‍♂️ . @Crawler Bevvy Co. . #golflife #golfswing #golfing #golfstagram #golfer #golf #golfcourse #instagolf #golfaddict

Gentlemen, welcome to golf course. You guys at 715? 716, what does it matter, you know what I mean? It's no cart paths today. Not one. As a matter of fact, on the 17th, if you head off right into the bush there, I made a little ramp. Took the governor off these suckers, just give her. No outside alcohol permitted, but I'll tell you what, first round's on me, boys. Right here, have a few of these crawlers. They're wonderful, refreshing, keeps it light. Divots, no divots. If you take a divot, we gotta aerate the grass anyways. The groundskeeper, it's my nephew, can't stand the kid. Put him to work this summer. You got an Odyssey putter? Didn't know you were sponsored by Honda. I'm just jodging you. Have the jokes today, am I right, boys? You guys need some backwoods? I got some cigars. We don't sell them at the shop, but like, I make five bucks off the top, you know what I mean? Okay, no cigars. It's okay. Listen, get out there. If you see a couple of hockey kids out there smoking doobies, jump in. I might open my own f***ing course, right? Do my own f***ing thing, eh? None of this stiff, f***ing bullsh**. You guys wanna soak your towel in this bucket? I pissed in it. Why would I do that? I'm joking. Just have fun. It's cold water. It's a hot day out there.