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So my girlfriend just left with her family on a vacation, which means we're stuck home alone. And I think you know what that means. Guess who's not leaving the house for a whole week? Yeah, not a chance. It is lockdown mode, girls. I'm talking, hey, are you snoozing already? We're not moving for anything. Now, I should make it clear that she wants me to leave the house, okay? Before she left, she literally said to me, you should go out, call some of your friends, go out and have a good time, go get a drink, maybe make some new friends, have a conversation. You know what's better than five minutes of conversation? Seven days of silence with the dogs. There could be a nuclear war in the next few days. You know where you can find us? Anne Frank in it in the basement. Couple of milk bones, a little whiskey. We'll make it out just fine. And there's literally no reason to leave the house. All right, mate, I mean, we have treats, we have beer, we have water, we have snacks. We have the tubs that we fill with water. We call them pools, right? You should really socialize. Socializing's good. Socializing sucks. It's terrible. Have you met humans nowadays? Oh, no one's good about that. You know what I'd rather listen to than any human talk? This. Just heavy breathing. Yeah, that's the only thing I wanna hear for the next week while I'm on dogcation at home, okay? Life's gonna be good. We're gonna have some shenanigans, we're gonna have some fun, we're gonna do some cool things, and I'm content with it. Yeah, we're gonna take some naps, too, Liv. That's right. I don't think this guy has any friends. You know what? I don't need them. Look what I got. Oh! That's it. That's all I need. You guys are my only friends, and you are all I care about. Even if you have a dirty mouth.