Coffee hack for my delta fam!! #delta #travel #food #hack

Every now and again I'm asked my Delta Sky Club coffee hack, and let me just tell you before I get started, you're welkies. I'm gonna take...Swiss Miss. Yeah, I can't believe it. What are you, gonna have a hot chocolate? Are you 10 years old? No? Also, 90 cals. Not as bad as you think. Okay. I'm gonna take half of it. Throw it in that puppy. Huh? Half. Okay, here we go. We've got diesel gasoline. That's right. Full-on expressing. Okay, we're gonna go for the sugar-free vanilla. That's right. Keeping it healthy. You're like, Jared, it's too sweet. No, it isn't. Chocolate and vanilla. It goes together. The key is to stir while hot. You wanna stir while hot, okay? You wanna shake it while it's hot, just like me on a dance floor. Okay. To the ice machine. Fill her up. There we go. We're gonna cool down. There were no more plastic cups, but luckily I am a pro. There's two buffet lines here, two coffee stands. I am now traveling across the Delta Sky Club to get the good cup. What do you know? Whoa. It's not here. We have an issue. We have a huge issue. In what could only be described as a disaster, they're out of plastic cups. I asked if they've stopped using the plastic cups. They said no. A delivery was mentioned, so I'm a little less concerned, but still concerned. So now the final step, the mixology. I mean, without a plastic cup, I don't know how great this is, but as you can see, we have our chocolate, vanilla, espresso. See a little sludge. That's okay. Those are calories leaving our drink.