The kids who always bought lunch seemed rich to me. #thedumbdads #80sdad #retro

So you're telling me you want a peanut butter and jelly and an apple for lunch. That sounds pretty good to me. I wish I could have the same. Of course, I've got that big meeting today, so it'll be Marlboro's and martinis again for me. You know, they call that the deal-closers meal. All right, let's run along and tell mother your lunch order. All right, here's your decoy lunch. Don't eat this. It's two slices of white bread, peanut butter, and a little present that the neighbor's dog left on the front lawn. That piece of s*** dandy kid steals your lunch again, the first bite of his is gonna be a w- I'm not saying Dolores, I'm just giving the kid his lunch. Yes, sometimes I do things for the family. Is that such a shock to you? No, I don't have a job yet. I told you my dad's been bothering me. ♪♪ Good morning, superstar. For today's lunch, we have a peanut butter and banana sandwich in triangles, crust removed, some strawberries cut into ladybugs like you like, some pretzels with a little bit of the salt removed, and carrot sticks, and a sealed ramekin of ranch. I look forward to opening this when you get home to discover you've only eaten a few of the pretzels. Have a productive day, and the love of my life. ♪♪