Seeing Lois is the highlight of my breakfast… and lunch.

Hey guys, get ready with me, Construction Edition! First I absolutely pop out of bed at 4.30 in the morning and play a little game of which joint is going to give out on me today. Then it's time to scarf down some breakfast. My favorite is a handful of ibuprofen. Now it's time to get dressed. Ooh, my favorite shirt's on the floor. Oh yeah, that doesn't smell too bad. Score! Now I'm headed to the holiday for some real breakfast. I hope it rains today. Fingers crossed! When I get to the gas station, I make sure to say hi to my favorite cashier, Lois. She's a little rascal. Can't believe she went big on bingo last weekend. Oop, better get going, the boss is going to be upset if I'm late again. Then I grab some breakfast and just enough caffeine to get me through to lunch. Then I check out and tell Lois I'll see her in a few hours when I pick up my roller dog. On the way to work, I smash both sandwiches and throw the wrapper on the floor. Then when I get there, I have what I call a motivational minute where I wonder why I'm even doing this. And I wrap it up by saying, living the dream, one nightmare at a time. Then I black out for eight hours and do it all again the next day. Thanks for watching. Hope you enjoyed. Let me know your routine in the comments.