Welcome to the PawdCast, hold on to your balls #podcast #collab #goldenretriever

Yeah dude, so I just woke up in like a super dark, cold room and my balls were gone. What? Like they were just clean off. Gone. I know, crazy. Crazy situation. That is nuts. No pun intended. I'm very opposed to big veterinarian and their feminist agenda right now. What did your humans think of it? See, that's the craziest part. I can't help but feel like the humans had a say in this. No. Almost like they initiated me getting my balls chopped off. No way, dude. No way. Intruder! Intruder! Intruder! I will kill you! I will kill you! I will murder you and your family! I will kill you! I will murder you and your family! I will rip your skin off its body! Leave! Kill you right now! Kill you! So anyways man, yeah, just hang on to your balls while you have them. Crazy situation. You'd think he'd get the message. You really would. By the way, did you see me hitting it off with Daisy at the park the other day? Really? Daisy, huh? I didn't have you pegged as a black lab type of guy. I always figured you were with the golden dudes. Yeah man, no, she is definitely my type. Definitely.