i can’t believe i discovered the vodka soda 😍 #fyp #fypシ #hack #highnoon #whiteclaw #xyzabc #yw

This is your sign to stop buying High Noons and White Claws. Take it from me, you're wasting so much money. What, you spend $12 on a 4-pack of High Noons to drink them within literally an hour? No, we got High Noons at home. All you need to do is buy one of these. Try not to spill it everywhere. Um, I don't know how much, they're like $30 maybe? If you go to New Hampshire, they're probably cheaper. No tax there, that's where I got mine. Anyways, and then you get whatever flavor like High Noon or White Claw you like. Just get a fucking seltzer. I have grapefruit here. Delicious. And then, bro, this is so cost effective. Someone can calculate this. A jug this big, how many High Noons or fucking seltzer soda, what? How many vodka sodas can you make from this? It's definitely cheaper than buying High Noons. Man, come on. These are critical thinking skills. I've just developed them. So, as long as they're there, I have to go.