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I'm Sonny, and I'm starting a petition to shorten golf rounds to seven hours. My girlfriend doesn't think it should take eight hours to play a round of golf, so for her, in an effort to spark change in the community, I'm here to start a petition to shorten rounds of golf to seven hours. It's really a tragedy that we have to be away from our families for eight hours with our best friends, drinking beers, making memories, laughs, smiles. Our families are missing these moments, and I think it's up to us to shorten these golf rounds. Someone needs to fight for the families and the golf widows of this world, and that someone is me. We can live with seven hour rounds, so please, sign this petition, shorten our rounds to seven hours, unless the group in front of you is playing slow, then eight.