Another phenomenal weekend in the books #chad #fourseasons #presidentsday

Can we rotate the umbrella, please? I'm pretty much in direct sunlight. Yo, Bransford, how many glasses of Opus One do you think it would take for us to jump into the pool? It's definitely a red. Dude, I cannot believe they took the tuna tartare off the menu. Excuse me, do you know anywhere I can get a vape around here? Dude, if my steak frites don't come in the next ten minutes, I'm gonna miss my deep tissue with Ong. There's nothing better than a little strip steak, medium rare, at altitude. Yeah, my dad's just still pissed about the fact that the Vail Airport gave an undesirable slot time for our flight tomorrow. These truffle fries are phenomenal, by the way. There's so many snow bunnies here, too. Like, we deserve to have some steak and red wine in the middle of the day. Can we do a round of chilled Casamigoshots, please? Thank you. Just the fact that they don't have 24-7 room service here is egregious. I blacked out here last weekend, so I hired a task rabbit to drive the car back to the house. This burger is phenomenal, by the way. My buddy from Elon is trying to loot me into another Bahamas weekend. It's like, I'm not doing it. Like, I'm not. So I do what I always do, and I call my dad. My mom is making me go to my big sister's fiancé's bachelor party, and it's like, he's a total nerd. Like, I don't want to go.