All school lunch debt could have been forgoven with that money. #pearlmania500 #rant #halftime #superbowl #angry #jesus #religioustrauma #religion #haha jesus was cool with in-app purchases, the money changers of his day.

How are y'all dealing with the reality, the actual reality, that Temu and Jesus Christ have similar marketing budgets when it comes to the fucking Super Bowl? That's what I discovered last night. Four Temu ads, Christian groups spent 50 million dollars to get He Gets Us, and a Mark Wahlberg Catholic meditation app promoted during the Super Bowl. The Super Bowl! You know what? I always think back to what Jesus said. If I had 50 million dollars, you know what I would do? Fucking promote the Super Bowl, baby! Let's sponsor the Super Bowl! Put me in between DraftKings and FanDuel ads. That's what Jesus of Nazareth said. That's what he would be caring about this week. I bet if he was walking around the Levant right now in that Roman occupied province, I'm sure that that's what he would be focusing on. How do I get people to look at AI foot wash pits? How do I get people to hop on a Mark Wahlberg, Peter Thiel-backed Catholic meditation app for your iPhone that has warnings for in-app purchases on it? That's exactly what I would be talking about if I was at the border right there by Egypt and I was Jesus of Nazareth. That's the thing I'd be focusing on. That's what I would be proud of my followers spending 50 million dollars on. That's where the fun should go.