If yore wondering what its like to be in your 30’s….

I should buy a house. $124,000? Don't they know the quiet hours of this building? I should try meditating. And thank yourself for showing up in my mindfulness journey. How am I still getting these? I'm going to operate. Maybe I should become an influencer. Approximately $15 million. Should I have kids? I'd like to know the guy for at least a year. I need a year to plan the wedding. This means I need to meet a guy by the time I'm 31. There we go. Mom, you are not going to die without becoming a grandmother. I should move to Italy. Puoi parlare più forte. Well, what does that have to say about you? Neither one of your kids want to have children. Puoi parlare più forte. Okay, I'm sorry. Not that fucking dog again. Retire at 65. It gives you just 12 years to enjoy your life. You're lucky you guys actually enjoy that time. If not, and your health is bad, then you kind of just sit around waiting to die.