#stitch with @Kristi

do with tea, where are the Jason Kelseys of the world? They're married. Sorry, a lot of us saw that coming and locked that shit down early. But if you wanna know what they're up to, like right now, this second, they're probably ice fishing, smoking some form of meat, rearranging the garage, all of which include drinking beer, similar to how Jason Kelsey did. And most of the time that does end up being shirtless. When they're not doing that, they're doing things like saying Pokemon instead of Pokemon, just for the sheer fact that they know it pisses their kids off. And they say words like, look at your mom's gut, because they know their teenagers think it's cringy.