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So today is um actually I don't know exactly what day it is it's definitely late December it's like that dark whole time of year where I don't think anybody really knows what day it is but I think my body's just so full of like sugar and alcohol and cheese that I can't really think straight anymore actually yesterday my body was like no mass like I can't do this anymore it was like my organs were like Rose at the end of the movie Titanic when she's like I'm so old but then my mind stepped in and it was like Jack and he was like don't you do that Rose don't you say your goodbyes and then I got my little whistle out and I was like and I guess like a rescue boat heard me and came back for me because I poured myself a little glass of wine and ate a brownie and I was like I can do this I've got this just a few more days left keep going