You wanna get messy about poppi and olipop? I’ll get messy about poppi and olipop…

Uncle Hank with a hot take. You don't get to feel virtuous because of the drink you drink. There isn't a virtuous drink. They're all just water shipped around the country in aluminum cans lined with plastic. I don't mean to call out any social media people. Just fine, do your job. But like, you don't need to be messy in people's comments when you're just a bunch of water. Fancy little treat, just some candy dissolved in water shipped around in a can, with your main investor being the former CEO of Pepsi. I'm sure Ollipop's going to be owned by Pepsi in six months to a year. Poppy's going to be owned by Coca-Cola in six months to a year. That's why people start beverage companies, so that they can be acquired by Pepsi or Coke. That's the whole thing. And I'm not saying any of this is bad or you should feel bad about your beverage situation. No, it's good. It's good. People are just making money selling treats to people. But you don't get to feel better because you have one or another. We don't need to boycott Poppy because they shipped a vending machine somewhere. You want to find some problems with the world right now, I think there's probably some bigger ones to focus on. Don't acquire your virtue from your soda pop choice.