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My husband is a doomsday prepper, did you know that came in gay? Did you know? Did you know? He owns more guns than he has hands, which I've never understood. The most guns you ever- I need zero guns, I'm good with zero. He, I counted, it's like a dozen or so and I'm like, what are you doing with all these guns in the apocalypse scenarios, you know? And he's like, oh well I'm gonna carry a couple of the guns and then you're gonna carry the rest of them in the gun purse I bought you. And I was like, wait a minute, there are accessories specific to me in the apocalypse? Tell me more, show me the gun purse, right? Y'all, it was just a duffel bag, but I appreciate the lie, you know? I didn't realize I had a job, a role in the apocalypse. Hey y'all, it's gun bitch. Oh, I'm not gonna shoot you, he's gonna shoot you. But when you're dead, I'm gonna rifle through your pockets, because gun bitches, what a scavenger role, okay? In the new world order, bottoms will gather.