Mom wasn’t a fan 😭@itgirl (Via:shelbz_picss & gavlaxed_uno/ig)

You really did not do that, why the fuck would you do that? What the fuck, Connor? It's below your elbow, don't you ever want a real job? I already have a real job. No! Oh my god, it's not coming. A seashell? What the hell is a seashell made of? It's a shelby. Oh, shelby. Oh no, fuck. It's not going to come off. Come on, Connor. Right here, above. Right here, above. This shit's got to stop. You're going to have children someday. Maybe. You are going to have sons. Do you want your sons to look like that? They want to. Honey, how did you not react to that? I did. What did you do? You've got to be kidding me. What? I didn't see it. When did I see it? About a month ago. I saw it at noon time. I just got your picture.