I can’t wait until the weekend when I can finally relax 🙃#marriedlife

As soon as things calm down, I'm totally going to organize this garage. Things will never, ever calm down! Hey, I miss seeing you, man. Let's get together next week. They will never get together next week, next month, next year, or ever. You know what? One glass of wine won't hurt me. She won't be able to sleep for two whole days. I can't wait until the weekend when we can finally relax. When you have children, you will never, ever, ever relax!