Let’s go… to therapy

Do you or someone you love suffer from LGS? I have LGS. I have LGS. I have LGS. Let's Go Syndrome affects bros all around the globe, where even the smallest victory, like finding a parking spot, nailing the parlay, or even getting a simple text back, triggers an uncontrollable outburst. Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! The numbers are staggering. LGS affects 78% of all males, and 97% of all white males. Wow. I accidentally said let's go at my wedding instead of I do. I said let's go at the birth of my son. I said let's go during my baptism. I almost drowned. Hmm. Tough. I know there's a cure. Just say anything else. But I can't. Don't let this go untreated, or symptoms will worsen. I left my LGS untreated and it spread. Now I have LFGS. Let's f***ing go! And it's terminal. Sad. LGS doesn't have to control your life. So get help immediately. And remember, you can be hyped in other ways. You don't always have to say let's go. There's like a thousand other things you can say. Just throw out a good job every once in a while. Thumbs up is cool. I can't believe we're having this conversation.