A public apology all men should hear #funnyapology #publicapology #apology #marriagehumor #coupleshumor #rickandcarly

I wanted to publicly apologize to my wife for cheating on her in her dreams. And, um, I just wanted her to know that I'm, I'm sorry. Um, also for, uh, yesterday I went to the store and, um, I asked her if, if she wanted me to get her anything, I was getting something for myself. And I asked her if she wanted me to get her something, she said, no. And then, so I bought my stuff and I came home and I should have bought her something, whether she says no or yes, I should always buy her something. So I'm sorry for that. And then, um, I also want to publicly apologize for sometimes I talk back. Um, even like, even if I'm right, I'll talk back and I'm not supposed to talk back and so on, I'm sorry for, for that as well. So this is, I just want to publicly apologize to you. I'm sorry. Especially the dream part. It hurts.