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Hey guys, not sure if this is the right subreddit, but does anybody know the best way to remove toothpaste from a microfiber towel? Is it a waffle weave or a terry weave? Waffle weave holds paste differently. Uh, well, it's hard to answer without more information, but assuming it's a standard polyester blend with medium pile length, an enzyme spray should lift it. Hey guys, textile chemist here. I think what the OP is at least trying to ask is how to remove the stain without altering its fiber matrix. Okay, but an enzyme spray wouldn't do that. I've worked in a textile factory for 20 years, trust me. How does one even get toothpaste on their microfiber towel? My girlfriend was brushing her teeth. Break up with her. You should break up with her. Yeah, it's time to leave, man. Trust me, bro. I get it. I've been there. The sooner you leave, the sooner you can start healing. Guys, respectfully, if he could just keep my girlfriend out of this. We're literally trying to help you, idiot. Why is OP such an ungrateful piece of shit? He's not even using the right flare. Enzyme sprays denature polyester blends long term. It would ruin OP's towel. If enzymes ruined microfiber, half the industry would be bankrupt. Since enzyme sprays became a thing, microfiber longevity has plummeted. You are such a dumbass. Now you're just resorting to Abahaminum attacks. What the fuck even is a subreddit? Oh. That checks out.