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Guess who's on the verge of a blackout from drinking Sauvignon Blanc again? See this crisp white shit right here? You would think, you would think that you would be so demure. I'm so elegant. Look at me. Chef's kiss. I'm so elegant. Watch how demure I am. No, wrong. I'm about to end up like Snooki, JWoww, or Dina from Jersey Shore in about five minutes. I'm gonna text my ex. I'm probably gonna sit and talk to the wall. I could fall down those stairs right there. I could. It could happen. Stranger things have happened. All from a couple glasses of Sauvignon Blanc while I act like a complete monster. So, buckle up! Oh god. Thank you.