Just a little mix up 💩 Nashville, TN and Irvine, CA - are the next stops on my 2025 PETE HERE NOW tour! GET INTO IT! #peteholmes #standup #comedy

You ever have to poop so bad you pee second? Look at this, look at this, this is why live comedy matters. I've told that joke on Zoom, it's okay. But here you laugh and you look around and you see you're not alone, it's everyone. Sometimes you sit on the toilet and you're just like, oh God, that was urgent, like it happens. The old two, one punch, we call it. Sometimes the appetizer arrives at the table after the entree, it's a mix up. It's a mix up in the kitchen.