I have a particular set of skills… • • • #inlaws #wife #workproblems #standup #comedy

I put out a special in 2017 and I opened that special by talking about anal sex and I'll never forget the night my wife and I sat down to watch it for the first time. We hit play, I did all those anal sex jokes, my wife pauses it, looks at me and says, you know my parents are gonna see this, right? Oh, the next time I saw her dad, just two bulls locking eyes in the night. What do you want to do, Jeff? What do you want to do? Either I can buy us a house, or you can buy us a house. This is all I know how to do, Jeff. All I know how to do is travel the world and have strangers pay me to talk about fucking your daughter's ass. They're the weirdos, Jeff. I'm a good guy.