Here we go again

Mom, what's the emergency? Oh, hi honey, I forgot I messaged you. I can't figure out my phone here. Are you kidding me? Is that the oven? Aunt Joan sent me a link, I can't find the dang thing. I even prayed to St. Anthony. When you're done over there, come help me with this Roomba. Roku. She Snapchatted it to me on Venmo, I think. So none of that was right. Was it on Snapchat or was it a Venmo transaction? Let me just see your phone. Maybe you should start by closing, God, like every single app on the phone. Oh, careful, careful. I want to send that to your aunt there. Look at that. Jesus, but it's shrimp. It's AI. It's a miracle is what it is. Oh, mailman's here. Dad, it's your phone. Are you just acting out because of the breakup? I'm just saying you clean up your phone. It's how you find things. Like me, when I was a kid, I'd clean up my room. That's how I found my shin guards. Yeah, and the magazines. I was 14, all right? Sickle. Can you just send to vibrate? Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Mr. Playboy? You know, those magazines aren't gonna cook you a casserole. Nobody even looks at magazines anymore. What, do they just look at it on their phones now? Hey, Siri, when I get a message, can you say, you've got mail? To who? To me. Microwave's done. Oh, no. Why? Mrs. Jameson just shared a Facebook website picture of Rebecca on Instagram. What? She's engaged. That's a dime. It's real nice. Mom. Mom, what are you doing? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, Rebecca. I gotta go. How are you, sweetheart? Did you see the Queen of England was behind the JFK assassination? Did you know that?