Fascinating stuff out of the Pentagon Pizza Report!

Four biggest pizza places nearest the Pentagon saw a huge surge one hour before the first strikes tonight in Iran. And you may be thinking that's certainly not an accident, and it's not. It's actually a fairly respected way to see if something is going on at the Pentagon. It is called the Pentagon Pizza Index. It's very simple. If the pizza places around the Pentagon see a huge increase in activity, something's probably going down, specifically if it's happening in the evening into the night. There's even a Twitter account that looks at this, the Pentagon Pizza Report. Another highly respected way to look at this, although controversial, is the number one gay bar around the Pentagon. And about an hour before the strikes tonight, as you can see, it was much less busy than usual. So yeah, pour one out for Freddy's Beach Bar and Restaurant. The pizza places, though, they cashed in, as they often have throughout the years. I guess this goes back decades. It's very highly respected. Who would have thought? But I mean, it's the little things. It's the little things.