I ❤️ scrumming

Did you know that in corporate America, there's a job called a Scrum Master? Scrum Master. Like something out of BDSM's Spongebob. A job only a cuck could love. Which actually checks out, because it's basically project management, but as if project management wasn't humiliating enough, they had to fix the name so that it fit better. Now keep all that in mind, um, I'm about to be very, very, very vulnerable with you guys, and tell you that right out of college, I actually thought I wanted to be a Scrum Master. It was my dream. I got certified and everything. I am Scrum Certified. Isn't the Scrum the part of the body that covers the, um, root chakra? If you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm certified in that. I'm certified in that. So, someone better make sure to put that on my tombstone, because that's my legacy right there. I was literally writing cover letters about how passionate I am about Scrumming. Please, oh please, oh please, Jeff Bezos, let me be your Scrum Master. Yeah, corporate America is humiliating.