Death, taxes, and my Jeep’s check engine light. #jeep #jeepwrangler #jeeplife #offroading

We're going to make a brand with the highest loyalty and some of the worst cars of all time. How are you going to do that? Off-road capability. Assuming that's something you need and will, like, use a lot. You're going to use it, like, once a year. Does it have a smooth ride? The smoothest. Under 15 miles an hour. And over 15? Like a DUI dune buggy having a seizure in an earthquake during a war that you're losing? How's the gas mileage? We are actually number one in MPG. Oh, so it's the best? No, that's how many MPG it gets. It's one? Yeah, that's not great. That's with the doors on. Ours come off. Like, they'll just randomly fly off? No, no, no. Ours come off on purpose, okay? It's a Jeep, not a Boeing. I'm honestly not getting it. We've thought of everything. Because the doors come off, we put the window control in the center. So you can roll the windows down when the doors are off? Do you see what I'm saying? Like, because if the doors are off, like, why would you need— Center windows is cool, okay? What are some other features? You can add, like, a winch so you can rescue another Jeep from the mud. More like you'd be rescuing it from an unexplainable electrical issue that a mechanic could fix. The minute you take it to the shop, the issue will disappear. Impossible to reproduce in front of someone who can help. That sounds frustrating. It's just the Jeep's way of playfully gaslighting you. As opposed to— Actual gaslighting? Well, that's just when, like, the actual gaslight turns on. You won't see that gaslight. I don't see why anyone would want to buy this car. Listen, guy, it's a Jeep thing, okay? You wouldn't understand. But I don't get it. Told you. If you'll excuse me, I've got to go play a little game. You like to call? Is it my transmission, or is it my differential? Actually, can I get a ride? My engine's on fire.