Welcome to getting old. Love, Gen X #millennials

Hey, this goes out to all the Millennials. You're out there having an awesome time with no repercussions. Here's a little preview about what's to come. You say That you go out late and the next day you're somehow okay You're fine With a dinner at 845 and three glasses of wine. It makes me mad If we go out drinking we sweat all night through the sheets to the matter is bad But sooner than later this crap will all happen to you Yes, you'll need naps You will see you will have a lot less energy You'll have a bad back your joints will swell and you'll pee a lot at night as well blood pressure rise hormones fall You'll obsess about Cholesterol, but when push comes to shove You won't give a flip what anyone thinks and that's the part you really love Da da da da da so great. You can go to bed at like 9 o'clock with no judgment enjoy it guys She's right, it's awesome. Da da da your colonoscopies will be total But you will get her really excited about the And now don't forget your prostate You're slowly growing prostate your inevitable enlarging Prostate you'll wake up and pee in the middle of the night prostate forever and ever Forever and ever and ever Forever You'll need naps not like before You'll have trouble with your pelvic floor. You'll need so many Supplements, they will not be covered by insurance oceans rise empires fall Pretty soon you might have saggy balls Just you wait Mark my words Tell your friends and family that you are super into birds What do you see honey, it's a long-billed thresher What else I think that's a male cardinal. They look different. She knows so many birds now and so will you soon, right? Yeah