Seriously what are you doing? #fyp #boomer #retirement #grandparents

I love when Boomer grandparents are like, why don't you come visit us more often? You know, we're here. We're waiting for you. We got the space. Yo, you're retired. What the hell are you doing? Come to us. No. And they're like, oh, but the traffic, the traffic. The traffic? I would kill to be in traffic without a screaming baby. My baby screams if we're not going more than 45 to 50 miles an hour for like 20 minutes. They're texting me, like, show recommendations. Hey, have you seen this? Have you seen that? Like, yo, I have no idea what month it is. Or if they live in another state, like, oh, why don't you just fly down? Like, no, we already did that trip. You come here. You come here. You get the ice in the cup on the seat and look at your phone for a few hours. That's what you do. Plane delays? I would love a plane delay with no kids. That's like a mini break. Boomer grandparents, come to us. To us. Okay?