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I'm not a big drinker. I don't drink a lot. So I usually have a Diet Coke, you know, in order to, because if you didn't have a long enough disco nap, you're gonna fall asleep about, you know, 11.45. So I have a little bit of caffeine, Diet Coke in a glass, and I sip that through the nose. But they brought the champagne around. They brought the nice flutes. It was like the last episode of The Bachelor. You know, they were pouring all this stuff around. And I just had this Diet Coke. And I said, oh, give me a shot of champagne in there for crying out loud. In the Diet Coke. In the Diet Coke. And everybody said, everybody says, you are insane. I said, well, I may be insane, but I want to help. I want to celebrate the season. So I had a sip of this. Steven, it was delicious. I heard this story. And so I wanted, I wanted to see. Let's see what goes on. Diet Coke first? Just Diet Coke. Diet Coke first? You know, yeah, put the, put the, put it. I'm gonna. How much? I drank, I had, I had it down to about a third of my Diet Coke, if that makes sense. It doesn't have to be Coca-Cola. It can be any Cola product. But Diet. But it needs to be, well, yeah, because I'm type two diabetes. Oh, there you go. Gotta maintain the temple. And what's better than type two diabetes than a little shot of champagne in your Diet Coke? So I cap it off here? Just, just, just. There you go. This is exactly what the folks at Vouv Clicquot intended, by the way, with the champagne. Oh, oh, oh, by the way. This recipe can also be found in the book of the Revelation. That's right. Now, first of all, look at the color. Is it not? It's gorgeous. Is it not kind of gorgeous, right? It's like an American Aperol Sprint. I know. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! How about that?