John can never leave us or we are all going to lose our jobs 😅 #developer #tech #developerhumor #codingmemes #programminghumor #devmemes #coding

So, uh, when's that all-hands meeting? It's in, uh, ten minutes. Are those your kids over there? Oh, yeah. I promised to get the mic from them after this. John is our highest-paid engineer. And if you didn't know any better, you'd think he didn't work here at all. Hey. Have, uh, have we actually met? I've been working here for about two years now, and I think I've probably seen John a total of three times. I heard he's tried to retire several times now, but the company keeps throwing more money at him just to keep the old infrastructure afloat, so they don't have to pay a new guy to come and rebuild it. John's online. Everyone, John's online. Hey, quick. Ask him if I do not remove environment variable. The thing about John is while he's never in the office, he's also never online. His profile picture on Slack is of him on the beach, and he blocks all of our team invites. I'm pretty sure John has more pull at this company than the CEO. If he ever left, we would be in big trouble. John, there he is, the man, the myth, the legend. How are you? Good, good. Hey, how are you? Pretty good. You just got back from Mexico, right? So as the CEO of this company, it's my job to make sure that John never leaves this place. The entire company's infrastructure is currently being held together by about 12 scripts, and he is the only one who supports them, so.