Coulda all been prevented by a woman… @Dude Dad @Bill Doucette

This is a day on vacation without any women. We arrive at the cabin well after dark because we had no cell service and none of us wanted to ask for directions. We all drop our gear right inside the door and proceed to stay up late drinking beer and eating our snacks, not wanting to go to bed in fear of missing out. At 6 a.m., we all wake up groggy, but get up anyway because fear of missing out. We make coffee, but nobody brought coffee filters, so it's all full of grounds. We make eggs, but nobody brought butter, so it sticks to the pan. At 7 a.m., we go for a walk in the woods, but get eaten alive by mosquitoes because nobody brought bug spray. At 8 a.m., we go fishing. We proceed to give each other pointers, but nobody catches a fish for three hours. Finally, one of us catches a tiny fish. We hold it as close to camera as possible to show off its girth. At 1 p.m., we realize we forgot sunscreen and are all getting burnt, so we head back to the cabin. At 2 p.m., we grill broths and eat them without buns or condiments. Chips and salsa are the only side we need. At 3 p.m., we argue about the structural integrity of the deck and the proper way to attach decks to houses. At 3.30, we decide it's best to just tear down the deck and rebuild it. At 3.45, we totally forget about the deck, and we all start feeling sluggish. It will be another four hours before any of us remember to drink water. At 6 p.m., we make dinner. Frozen pizzas. We don't have a pizza sheet, so it burns. We cut it with a pair of scissors and enjoy it. At 7 p.m., we go hunting for flies because nobody shuts the screen door. At 8 p.m., we build a campfire and have intelligent conversations that definitely aren't about our wieners. We then take turns, each playing the one part of the one song that each of us knows on the guitar. ♪ In a color portrait world, she believes that she's got it all ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ This is really good. And that's our day. Yeah.