Next year I’m coming back a bottom #fyp #pride #pridemonth #bipride

You look like a Republican. What's gayer than a Republican? My name is Dan Carney, and I am the straight boyfriend of a bisexual woman. And I'm here with her at Pride. Do you think that I would be a top or a bottom? Oh. And I want to show her that I care. Excuse me, would you mind taking our picture? She didn't even want me to come. I insisted. Thank you. Thank you. This is your day. It's our day. I need a break from you. We are a team. I need a 15-minute break. We are a queer. You know, she gets tired. You're leaving. OK. OK. I'll hold down the fort. Just because I'm heterosexual doesn't mean that, you know, I can't celebrate, too. I mean, my girlfriend's bisexual. So hey, I feel like that makes me an honorary member of the community. Let me show you something. Oh, OK. Somebody gave me a little piece of candy, and it's making me feel very light. Only if someone does one with me. I'll show you. Yeah? Who wants jello shots? I feel very warm. Oh, wow. She's tonguing that thing, but in a good way. Jealous, am I right? The people here are amazing. I will take that as constructive feedback. Thank you so much. This is my favorite day of the year. Next year, I'm coming back a bottom. OK, time to go. Now you're a bottom, lady. High five. Thank you. Thank you so much. Have an amazing day. Thank you.