It’s never different, dummies #KyleKinane #standup #comedy #netflix #netflixisajoke #news #relatable #tips @kylekinane

The news just sucks all the time. There's never like a good story in the news. Like, through the power of teamwork, these kittens saved a baby from a well. It's always just bad in the news, but I keep going back to it like it's gonna be something different, you know? Like, it's like an ex-girlfriend coming through town. Like, this time it'll be different. It's never different. It's like an ex-girlfriend made out of McRibs. It's just bad every time, and you know it's bad, but you're like, this time it'll be different. And then you look and you're like, oh, my heart hurts and I got diarrhea. Why won't I learn a lesson? Why do I refuse to learn?