Welcome to your middle-aged workout 🤗 (feat. @Dude Dad) #genx #weightedvest

Weighted vest. Weighted vest. Our whole neighborhood is dressed with the strappy heavy thing that you now wear upon your chest. She's got one, so does he, on every suburban street. There's a million ads to get them on our TikTok algorithm. They are trendy because weighted vests help menopause. And so every single mom is now obsessed. Important that you choose one easy on your boobs. A weighted vest. We, a vest. Weighted vest. Yeah, Susan from the HOA. Pen is singing and dancing in our street again. I'm so fit with this on. Aren't I trendy? Ha ha ha. Yes, the neighbors may be glaring at this clunky thing we're wearing. Some of us are trying to nap. I'm drowning you out. Weighted vest. Weighted vest. Weighted vest. What do you do now, Pen? Break into a choreographed dance routine with the entire neighborhood? Dance break. No. This is actually pretty good. And the vest army is growing. We are super cardio in. Street by street. One by one. We will walk instead of run. So our knees endure less repetitive stress. We'll wear them all day long. Wrote an entire song about a vest. Weighted vest. Weighted vest. A weighted vest. I love choreography in the forest. And two. And three. And four. My knees are enduring stress right now. Up and out. Down and down. Yes. Good. Wow. Vest learners. That was me. Back to one. And one. And two. And three. And four. And five. And six. Sam's out of your head. Seriously, weighted vest are not a thing. Nobody even. Excuse me. I'm gonna go for a quick five. What? You too? You do not break the fourth wall like a music video. This whole neighborhood's falling apart.