What if we all just did our jobs? #Corporate #Working

We don't need to do Rosebud Thorn before every call, let's just start the meeting. Your sentences shouldn't have four different acronyms in them. No one can understand what you're saying. Here's an idea, rather than set up another touchpoint, why don't we just handle the work now? It's Wednesday, it's way too late to ask me how my weekend was, think of another question. If you're just on the call to take notes, that's a waste of your time. We have AI to do that sort of stuff. If you want me to do something, just ask me to do it. We don't need to set up a call where we go through every single step. If I have a question, I'll just message you. Stop talking like robots, oh my god, use human words. Alright, dial back the anger there Jason, our whole job is just sending emails while we're sitting in our homes, you'll be fine. If you keep asking if I have bandwidth, I'm going to explode. You don't need to ask me if I saw your slack, I did, I'm just still getting around to it. We all know what know your audience means. We don't need to ask if we're giving the Amish a Tesla with this. It's like you're making up these phrases for fun.