It’s way too bright in here 🙃

What is this place? Is this a bar? Why is it so bright in here? It's with all the natural light. Why aren't the lights flickering? They must have had a good month. Let's get a drink. Gentlemen, how are we? Can I start you out with a couple libations? Oh, it's good here. Our blueberry cream IPA, Mui Buena. We'll do two light beers. Hey, did you guys just move in here? We have been in this location for 15 years now. I think you got robbed. Someone took your neon beer sign. And where are all the dollar bills stapled to the ceiling? My feet don't even stick to the floor. Did the health inspector just come? How come that TV doesn't have the wheel fortune on it? Oh, that's actually for our rotating beer list. We're actually a screen-free bar. We feel like it really encourages fellowship. There is a television, right? Hey, it's fine. We'll just do a shake of the day. Chocolate or strawberry? Plastic. We want to roll some dice. Yeah, like bar dice, ship cam crew, 456, flyers dice. Oh, we don't permit gambling in here. No, no, no. That means they don't have pull tabs here. I don't know what that is, but I can certainly pull your tab and put it right here whenever you guys are ready. You think we're just going to have one beer? At a time, maybe. Oh, I'm going to take a leak. Oh, this is great. You can keep that sucker open. Besides, we're going to do a frozen pizza, too. We do not serve pizza. We have a Prostitutle. You may know it as a meat and cheese plate. And that is why I always bring an extra. $4.25 at 13 minutes should do the trick. That's not going to happen. Hey, fella, I restocked the paper towels in the bathroom for you and tightened the leaky faucet. Please don't go in the supply closet. Hey, Miles, you need another? Sprinkle the infield. Are you kidding me? You can't be back here. Oh, you look busy. I didn't want to inconvenience you. $10 for two beers? Hey, do you see this? 10 for two? What is this, a pyramid scheme? Well, shoot, if that's the case, I'm taking souvenirs. That's it. I'm done. You guys are history. History? Look at your outfit. Fine, we'll leave, but can I get a to-go cup? No, you cannot have a to-go cup, sir. That is $3 worth of beer you took away from me. That is it. You guys are out of here. Hey, man. Hey, I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to. Well, it's on.